The End.
Something beautiful just ended. Abrupt.
Not too long ago.
I thank you for the time.
Let this eyes tear. It will not be long before it stops.
Fairoxa Rocks!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAIRUZAH HANAFI!
Setahun demi setahun, perangai kau tetap sama seperti apa yang telah dipaparkan ini!
Stay gorgeous and may this birthday be a good one . Stay merepek also horh.
Well, tak payah tunggu birthday: kau dah merepek pun!
A Note to THE BITCH!
I have to address this in my fit of anger. And I know YOU are reading this!
Dear Bitch,
First and foremost, I have no idea what are you up to in your life and what do you intend to do for a living. For a start, should you even consider finding a job, let me politely address this to YOU: Stalking someone else’s privacy for the matter has been one of the the least favourite classifieds as good human beings!
Im utterly disgusted by your actions and your cheap thrills in whatever you have been doing and up to. I guess, I’m still decent and polite enough,not to reveal what kind of a stalk and activities you have been up to.
Yes! I do know what you have been doing. I haven’t been oblivious to the surroundings and as much, I payed no attention and giving absolutely zero care to your nonsense. I have better things to do.
To beef up, I don’t even think we are even friends from the start! And let me just say: YOU don’t even know me! Don’t even think about learning to know about me now..coz I was never interested in whatever you are doing and YOU as a well being!
Get that to YOUR head!
If you have issues with my life, my works, my friends, my family: YOU don’t even own a right, a slightest say at all in this as you have crossed the line to barge. Yes! Barge! I don’t even think we have crossed paths in our lives for that matter.
Should you find pleasure in playing pretence and stalking someone else’s privacy, the game stops now. YOU’re BUSTED!
So, hope YOU’re happy now for the damage that you have caused.
Hey bitch! What goes around comes around!
YOU know that! Don’t be stupid for the matter!
Late Nights of KL & Singapore.
I’m glad that I have found you. Yesterday night has been one which I will never forget.
Thank You for “Seribu Tahun”. It’s more lyrical to my ears now.
Baby steps it shall be.
Thank You.
Wedding of Ismawarti Alias & Jay Jeremy Santiago.
Another wedding affair, but it’s not just another ordinary wedding affair. Its the wedding of my secondary school junior, Ismawarti to (her now husband after last Saturday’s akad nikah) Jay Jeremy Santiago!
Yes: finally another one. Got hitched. You know: I do enjoy attending weddings but I am never a big fan of akad nikah ceremonies. Call me a crybaby but yes, I will weep for no apparent reasons. After much thought when the nikah is over, and then you will realise, how silly and unglamourous you look after crying a bucket full of tears!
So, I didnt attend Isma & Jay’s akad nikah held in the morning of tht Saturday as we were getting ready, dolling ourselves up for the wedding reception.
What an excuse eh!? Hehehe!
Ah ah: can’t even pinch Jay and his bestmen for extra cash to see Isma on the dais! I had to dance lah on tht day.
Well, undeniably, a wedding is a solemn affair and over the past few months, I have had more than enough close friends who have finally tied the knot. And I have had too many “kad samans”: as well all the way up to June! Bawah itchy already lah ah! Hahahah!
And its only then, you realised how precious their friendship and companionship, means a lot to you.. coz those were the days when single-hood runs every god damn thing in the world and you wouldn’t care less about anyone.
Its all about being care-free and spending one heck of a jolly good time!
1 lafaz, 2 signatures, 3 of a wali and wakils and hundreds to feast for a wedding is all it takes for a change in responsiblities, priorities and finally: a family!
Its kinda interesting how time can pass so fast when you know you’re having a good time.
Yup. It sure is. Good friendship that is!
CONGRATULATIONS ISMA & JAY!
So, to all of my sweethearts, single-lites, who just got married and getting married anytime soon, I do enjoy every moment of the friendship that has been established for the many years that we have been acquainted. Thank you for the friendship and for always being there for me in good times and in times of sorrow.
I usually don’t mention such mushy stuff on my entries, but this time round, will make this dedication as an exception. Maybe its the post wedding syndrome!
I appreciate all of my friends from the bottom of my heart.
And yes, getting kad samans is sure a fun thing.
Of course. Kad samans bukanyer free ngok!
So Much For Wisdom!
It’s interesting and fascinating that life has suddenly changed 360°, all around and back to being my normal self, human and as a slut I can always be!
“That’s my boy!” says Maznah!
SO MUCH FOR MINYAK GAMAT ON CHEEKS MAZNAH!
Anyway, I have been much a happier person, and never short of and compromise of my gay antics and now, it gives me great pleasure to be more faithful, loyal, and more entertaining to socialitesecrets. Just when you think, you’re happy and about to jump for the world, even as no matter how short I have been called for years… came shit!
There was I, on a bright sunny afternoon, yeah like this afternoon, off I went to the pool for my routine laps and of course, the tann… Well, you see, I have this habit of tanning and listening to my CREATIVE MP3 Player and it will make my mind wander off to my own la-la land!
If track 1 decides to be JAIHO from PCD: I will be picturing myself on a runway! Strut strut strut she say!
And came track 2, titled Badarsila: I will in turn, be all traditional, thinking and knocking my head against the patio for more creative ideas for my future dance projects.
Track 3 is Anuar Zain? I cried. Yes: I cried thinking about “him”. Him shall be another topic for another day. Maybe a wish for 13 November 2009 will be the greatest bday present! Sweet. Ohh!
Well, the point I was trying to drive at is that I am so attached to my MP3 player. Yes: it might not be the latest and up-to-date, state of the art MP3 player. You guys might be considering to buy a new one, when the latest are always showcased at the shelves but I am the sort of person, I don’t usually find a need to buy a new gadget, if the current one has done full & great justice to my basic needs!
On my lonely times, be it a ride in the train, bus, or even a jog: its the MP3 and the songs are of course, customised to my slutty, vivacious cum sensuous character! Chey deh ba!
So, I was tanning by the edge of the pool and you know how the weather is tremendously hot for the past few days. Keyword is tanned and not BAKED! I lay myself on the edge of the pool with my MP3 player, knowingly tht water from the pool will pass, I placed it away from the edge.
Don’t ask me how,and how will I know: IT DIED! Yes, my MP3 died on me of all times!
SO MUCH FOR WISDOM!
I tried to revive it by pressing the “reset” button, which needs like a pin, or needle etc, just for resetting the player in tht hole smaller than a CB-kang!
Breathe 1, Breathe 2, Breathe 3.
Im sorry. RIP!
So, can you imagine me in train rides. Looking as dumb without an MP3 player for me to shiok-sendiri!
Okielah, and I told myself, it shld be alright after some time. Give it to rest and to cool my body off from the heat and the tanning oil, got myself into the pool.
Smart alec decided to go for his laps. Funnily, it has been alright all the while. All the many times I have swam my whole life. But oh no: NOT THIS TIME!
While I was dipping and swimming underwater…POOF!
MY CONTACT LENSES CAME OUT! BOTH OF THEM!!!!
I can’t possibly look dumb to find for both of them in the pool and there are like so many kids, swimming instructors, hot hunga hunga all over the pool to entice. I had to swim lah, but my vision was as blind as the bats!
350 on my right, 375 on my left and astimagtism to die for! Tak ke rabun tu!!! And still have the cheek to walk in the pool afterwhich, with hopes tht the lenses, while floating, will drop on my feet!
SO MUCH FOR WISDOM!
No MP3, no lenses and I had to meet Nur & Fai for dinner at Kg Glam, our usual hangout! Train ride was pathetic! I insist Fai to tell me the exct place lah via sms so that I will navigate my journey there first!
We had our usual catchups, giggles and “updates” which has surprised me most of the time coz I haven’t seen the girls for quite some time now. And then in the midst of our conversations…
Fai: …..eeeerrrrmmm….okie okie…jgn tgk dulu!
TS: Why? why?! (padahal dah steam kodok if its another hunga hunga!)
Fai: I see Riz Sunawan & Ibrahim Sawifi coming towards. Omg.
TS: Realllllllllllyyyy?!?! OMG!!! He is hot laaaaaaah!
Fai: Yeah, dier kat sebelah kau nyer left.
TS: *was looking far*
TS: *volume mode 3* I think RIZ SUNAWAN is hoooottttt lah!!! Suara dier, leh cair aku, kalau tiap2 hari bual2 mcm gitu!!!
*Fai dah stare kat aku!*
PADAHAL HE IS SEATED RIGHT BESIDE ME. A TABLE AWAY, DISTANCED BY 2 CHAIRS!!!!
And how will I know it was literally: my left, LEFT?! HAHAHAHAHA!
SO MUCH FOR WISDOM!
No MP3 player, lenses gone, and an embarrasment-at large!
Wisdom kebabai! Messed up habis!!
Mr. Wisdom & His Artistic Getaway.
As I am typing to you this entry, I visited the dentist this afternoon which is actually at the 1st floor of my apartment and finally, I have placed all fears aside to have my WISDOM TOOTH
EXTRACTED!
You might be wondering why did I take so long to even have a consideration for such pain esp with concerns with teeth and all the more that my dentist is within reach. Well, I am trying to be a daredevil as such. Yes, a daredevil. Hoping that if I close my eyes everytime, the pain will just..poof…go away and to never come again. I guess I was wrong. Even in the midst of all this pain and agony, I could not be bothered to update you sweethearts via socialitesecrets. And its not that I didnt care. But I’m just simply too lazy to even press the “ON” button out of my laptop, if it means to go OUCH OUCH all the time after waking up.
And especially on the wrong side of the bed and with a bad tooth, don’t forget!
You see, as far as I am concern, I have not been able to do and enjoy many things lately. And so I shall recap:
GREEN MUSIC ROOM BY HEINEKEN
My thanks and love goes out to Nur. Muacks muacks! For gladly inviting me to enjoy Heineken’s launch and yeah: the music was swell! The crowd was good and I wished I had stayed longer and clubbed like a jakun! And you girls, were great. It’s my first time meeting you sweethearts and it has been awesome! Oh yeah: Bogi too. I missed you lah Mat Indon!
Anyway, it was held at the F1 pit near to the Singapore Flyer and via exclusive entries, we were rocking the night away. Somehow, I felt the pinch of MR. WISDOM coming too soon before my expectations and anything that went pass me: music, good looking ppl, and even old friends just completely switched me off.
Gad and myself decided to excuse ourselves since he had work the very next day and I had to settle in for MR. WISDOM!
CHANTIQUE BRIDAL GALLERY: COUPLE OF THE YEAR 2009
And yes, the much awaited, coveted event, much talked about and filled with hype and a dashes of controversials made its debut last Saturday. We were, of course, as usual, semangat like babi to support Dian Lestari & Muhd Yazid who seem to can’t get enough of themselves in bridal atelier! Who wouldn’t yeah!? Once in a lifetime lah katakan.
But anyway, talking about semangat. We were damn right about it lor!
Fiesty RED we came to lend our hands in supporting this couple to the finals! Wait, thts only just the 6 of us, there’s more from where it came from. And don’t worry, no one was harm and vomitting upon taking these following pictures just because the scenery seems to resemble the ones you have recently read from the newspapers.
Ahhhh…that’s C4! The couple that strut their way to instant fame and stardom to this competition. I mean, its after a month of wedding glamour and now this?! This itchy backsides got a lot of free time hoooorhh…!!
There were 11 couples in all (the 12th couple decided to drop off from the competition upon personal reasons) and so, I must say it was a tough one. Above are the final 6 couples chosen for the interview rounds. The couples looked suave and gorgeous and I had my fair share of personal picks and favourites. Ambience is a wreck! Total disappointment for a bridal showcase of flamboyance and glamour as such. But I guess, its their way and thoughts of doing events small…first.
Talk about scorching heat & humidity. And perhaps, cramped and unorganized seating arrangement!?
Oh controversials. Well much talked about “controversials” sparked the fumes and airs of Kampong Melayu. But who cares, its over and passe. It did hit my head bad as much as MR. WISDOM hurts worse, and red was our colour and so was ANGER. I will tell you why its over and I seem not to care less about it at all about what others have to say…coz…
These 2 bitchykaras WON lah!!!
Now a sure thing for a celebration. With tht win, they will also be ambassadors to CHANTIQUE Bridal Gallery for their advertising and marketing campaigns. Bagus kan!? Let’s watch the prelude to their win and video is courtesy of Mak Itam.
Now now now….when you have watched this video, what went through your head!? Come on…think think think!!! Well, what went through mine was..the previous entry which had them singing and jumping around like dangdut beruks mak yeh, can manage them to clinch this title ahh?!
Tak ke mengarut skjap. But then again, they are one hella sweet couple lah! They know how to work their magic around!
*slaps forehead!*
Ahhh…yes! The winners with the owners, Abg Zul & Kak Ros. And hey, you might find Abg Zul familiar coz he was one of the pioneers of the back then Prime 12 “Anugerah 12″! Yaaaaaaah…zaman Marina Yusoff lah, if tht can ring a bell! Now dah jadi owner CHANTIQUE!! Tak ke cantik tu!?!
And of course dah menang, kena lah amik gambar with the pemenangs! We don’t wear red for nothing hor! And semangat babi for nothing hor! Shout like siao hor! All ada makna one!
And we were ALLLL best friends of the winners since they have too much money to spare!
Wife spared. But I will not let go of the husband then after all the hard work! HEHEHE!
WEDDING OF AURA JAFFAR & RAHIM DON
And it all lies to whether I can wake up bright and early for a Sunday wedding engagement. And it turns out: of course I HAD TO!
Lawaa lah penari-penari nie. Senyum mau lebih ya!!
Ah there’s the pengantin. Sadly, we didnt had time to take pictures with her. 
Aiks! Looks familiar hoooorh!
FACE OF 2009
And shortly after the wedding engagement, dancers and myself whisked ourselves all the way to the east of Singapore (Downtown East to be exact) so as not to miss our friends who were in the finals of FACE OF 2009. Coincidentally, too many ppl I know made it to the finals and had to give them my utmost support to all of them. No biasness aye!
So much, that, instead of losing our voices and waking up to a following bad Monday, our Farissa bought all of us whistles and we almost cloned to be some Cheena die-hard fans of these kentots, whom might probably be caught sitting down to korek hidung with us as well, if we had to. Chee!
Rubbish lah if I say competition aint tough. And same thing as the previous event, I too, had my hot favourites. And at the same time, an asshole for not taking pictures with them. You know, its humility here.
Kebabai!
Just like a 4-1 shampoo, or a 4-1 coffee mix, here are the finalists that we know, we are rooting, and paid cab fares, long MRT rides, for that one title!
C2 Gabrielline Oliveiro. She was my dance junior back in tertiary institutions and my my my…she has grown up to be a fine young lady. Has taken part in many competitions and one of it, if you remembered was Miss Singapore Universe. You wanna see her during her kental times tak?
Hah! You wouldn’t imagine that I would post this picture up aye. Yes, this was taken during a musical “Midsummer Night’s Dream” performed by ITE and that was eons ago! And yes, everyone’s gonna go awwwwwwwww…upon how small I was back to present comparisons! Chet! Let’s see, there was Puck, and Oberon and Titania. Those were the 3 leading roles I had to be concerned of in styling and making them look good during the musical. Head Make Up Artist lah katakan…
So wat do you do when we had that rare opportunity to meet!?
Take picture lah, of course! You might wonder…Ezan!? She too was part of the musical as a fairy! Ah ah…Ezan fairy beb! Tak ke kekek skjap!?!
Ah next is C4 Syasya and C9 Fadillah Omar! These 2 miangs also don wanna lose out to strut their thing! Padahal Syasya was having the jitters ever since tht night during Chantique. Al maklum lah: Competitor strong!
And finally, C10 Elly! You might have seen her around, found her familiar, coz she has always been featured too often in my blog for a couple of my dance projects. And ever since that, her saham also can tahan ah. Humbled by nature, she was up and running for the finals and we don’t wanna disappoint her as well. Same thing lah dek, tak menang tak pe…but kiter support pekik mcm hantu, thts more important hor!
To cut the story short, with all the standard to-and-fro amature catwalks, these 4 finalists were announced and at least one we were rooting for got herself a spot…
AND NAILED IT!
CONGRATS VISHNU & SYASYA!
Little did I know that this was a birthday gift in advance for Syasya. You lucky kentot you. And Farissa had standby a cake, in the boot of her car. Im surprised it came out to be alright and not to be some jemput-jemput batter! So, winners, dancers and models had a mini celebration for Syasya and Vishnu for their individual wins and of course, the birthday girl!
That pretty much wraps up the busy weekend which I had, and yes how was MR. WISDOM reacting to all of these tight schedules? It went pretty alright and not till the night came through. There and then, I felt helpless. And its a: THAT’S IT which went through my mind. If I can still think that is.
My visit to the dentist was not thought for, in this case. I just walked in, like a brave young boy! And my hunt for the gorgeous dentist had to come to a halt coz with tht excruciating pain, I could not care less!
Since its my first time, plucking out MR. WISDOM, I had no slightest idea what I am up for. Not until I saw an approximately 12 CM SYRINGE!!! WTH!!!
I panicked. Yes: that same panic face when I was circumcised years ago, as young boy! Where I had all my uncles around me, except my FATHER!!!!! Konek betul!
The dentist assured me, it was all fine, and the whole idea is to numb the painful areas so that plucking can be made easy. One jab isnt enough for him, he decided to give his speciality house-pour, by giving it a 2, then 3, or make it 4 jabs! By then, I almost freaked out that I nearly wanted to grab his balls for heavens sake! Free flow agaknyer!
The feeling of being numb at the mouth area, sure do feel like its botox! Not that I have taken any, and wish I had..but it had this swelled up feeling, but physically wasnt evident!
Then came the next tool, THE PLIER! Yes, watever the instrument is..I call it THE PLIER where he pluck it out like as though he was plucking grapes! Have you heard me moan!? No one should.
Now he did. Like a virgin!
And off I saw MR. WISDOM! I can possibly pengsan when I saw how terrible and the pain which I had to go through all these events, and the pain…goodness! Yes, as scaredy cat I can be, me and blood don go hand in hand okaaay!!
D: So you wanna keep your wisdom tooth?
TS: For what!? For amulet for excessive night pees is it!? (Tangkal Kencing Malam)
D: Hahaha! I know tht one! Its the Tangkal thing right?!
TS: Yeah!!! (And I was drooling blood, like a Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam)
So, now I’m a much happier person. I can still smile, don’t worry. Its not tht I had to invert my teeth to smile for you! And I will not have any night PMS’s, just because of MR. WISDOM!
He is out of my life. Now & Forever.
Come to think about it, I shld have done it earlier horrrhh..well, at least I wld nt look so miserable as at the above pictures.
CB! (Tapi takot!)
