Indeed a once in every 4 years where 29 exists in the month of February, where usually your payroll is at the end of the month, and you hope that February might just bring you a glimpse of hope, cause its a few days earlier than the usual… And you realised you have a GOD DAMN TWENTY NINE to settle in for!

*cash registers locked and my finance boss swallowed the keys!*

*pouts lips and crosses arms*

Like a week ago, a friend sms me this: (and I swear nak mintak kena SLAP!)

A: “Hey all. You are cordially invited to MY birthday party at St Regis Ballroom on 30th February 2008, 8pm. Theme is Mardi Gra!”

*excited nak mampos about the whole MG idea and the voluptuous people..ehem MEN, I’m gonna meet*

TS: Eh???! * TS starts counting by my fingers*

TS: “Alex, how many people have u conned about ur MG party? Do you know it hurts being deprived of not going to Sydney for MG?”

A: “Eeeerm, about 70?!…Hehehe!”

TS: CB!

 A: *selamba* “Ohhhh…okie lah..looks like I gotta cancel MY party then! Alahhh…kalau tak dapat datang takper.. I will see you at Songkran in April okie?!”

TS: “Babi…I don have any leaves anymore for Bangkok lah!”

So ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages…

Dont you even think of trying to pull this trick again….if ever this number 29 is gonna pay all of us a visit in Feb 2012!

Coz yaw know why…

1) its so passé. *swipes dust off the shoulders*

2) its already hard enough living to your budgets and finances, and WORSE still having to count your days to the next “ka-ching!”

3) DON’T ever use events such as MG and SK as a CHEAP CHEAP reason for your next birthday party lah, kenduri lah, or even your mom’s hen’s party, as it only aggravate much angst in me as I question…”what the hell am I still stuck here for where skimpy thongs and G’s are this season’s IN’s”!…*like always!* 

4) And if you have to RE-remind me again about payday *sticking out fingers to count dates to $$$* by adding another number to the month, I have EVERY reason to kill you for stopping my addiction to shop!

*swipes both hands together, removing dust*

Okie. Tht’s it.

*quietly marking down Feb 2012*

Missed my favourite drink. Best kept to simplicity. After hectic meetings up and about, thats my spot to stop.

Am not like other customers who will ask for extra chocs, less milk, fifteen spoons of froth and all the goodness outta this world requests when in line.

*pouts lips and crosses arms*

Whats best of coffee, is the warmth or the chills on a warm sunny day…as it soothes down to the throat..all its left is for one to say….”aaaaahhhhh……”

*especially kalau petang petang with jemput-jemput!*

 “On the contrary, your warmth has surfaced through my desire wanting to know you better. I had to stop.”

We know the reasons.

For some of us.